Skittle Found in Backseat of Station Wagon

While on a family trip, parents Robert and Jennie Macy took it upon themselves to investigate the condition of their oldest child’s vehicle.

“I found a Skittle on the floor of your car, do you want it? It might be a peanut M&M, actually.” Jennie Macy said, while sitting in the backseat of her daughter’s car.

Their daughter was disinterested in the Skittle.

“It might just be a peanut that molded from sitting in your car in the heat for so long. It could be a cockroach that’s been sitting in your car for a long time. Maybe it suffocated and turned blue.” Robert Macy commented from the passenger seat.

“It’s actually orange.” Jennie Macy said.

“You really need to clean out your car, you have some genetic experiments going on in the backseat.” Robert Macy said.

Both parents have offered their assistance in cleaning out the vehicle, with Robert Macy commenting that the exterior of the station wagon could also use a wash.

Upon publication of this article, Jennie Macy corrected the journalist, saying “I didn’t say anything about it needing a wash!” The text has been changed to reflect this correction.